Katie's Top Five No-Nos

Having spent the past 10 days as a stay-at-home dad, I now only speak the following phrases: "No-No"; "get down from there"; "Kaitlyn!"; and "stop that". The following pictures illustrate Katie's top 5 "no-nos":

1. Digging in the kitchen trashcan (reminds me of this childhood classic)

2. Playing in the toilet

3. Taking DVDs off the shelf

4. Eating daddy's flip-flops

5. Grabbing any stray object within reach

In response to our over-active cutie, we have gated the kitchen, closed all bathroom doors, boarded up the DVDs, hidden all the shoes, and stripped every table bare. Hopefully Better Homes and Gardens won't stop by for a photoshoot any time soon.

Graduation!

It happened! I officially graduated from the Florida State University College of Law on May 3, 2008, thus ending three long years of education in such areas as [insert lawyer joke here]. Now I have to pass the Florida Bar Exam in July and endure "The Selling of the Soul" ritual on the steps of the Florida Supreme Court (just beating you all to the punch). In all seriousness, thanks so much to friends and family who have supported us over the past three years. We could not have done this without you. Feel free to comment on the pictures of my festive graduation robes below. Comments about my double chin will result in a letter from my attorney notifying you of my intent to sue for libel. XOXO